To my girlfriend who has a phobia of porn groove...

I was burning a cd of pictures for my cousin when I looked up and the movie Ice Princess was playing. The young, wholesome... girl, Michelle Trachtenevergonnagetgonnorhea was leaving a meeting with her physics teacher. She is, in the movie, a smart, nerd-ish type (referred to in the movie as "a science geek") and she and her friend both stop cold in the busy high school hallway as a popular girl looks at them. Said popular girl-the little girl in Remember the Titans, I think... yeah! Hayden Panettiere!-she walks over toward them, IN SLOW MOTION, smiling like a prom queen. CUE THE PORN GROOVE!

Isn't that crazy?!

They put in porn groove there! It's a Disney movie! ...oh yeah ...it's a Disney movie.

"You're not like the other girls, Gen. Winners make sacrifices."

Faaantastic. AND these girls are total bitches.

...but the porn groove! Bum chicka chicka wah-waaaah... It was hilarious!


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For the sake of comparison, here are the stats for Calvin College.


Top Music Top Music
Calvin / Dordt

1 U2 -- 1 Muse
2 Coldplay -- 2 Yellowcard
3 Jack Johnson -- 3 U2
4 The Fray -- 4 Panic! At the Disco
5 Radiohead -- 5 Johnny Cash
6 The Killers -- 6 Jet
7 Red Hot Chili Peppers -- 7 Jars of Clay
8 Rascal Flatts -- 8 Hinder
9 Goo Goo Dolls --9 Fall Out Boy
10 Fall Out --10 Death Cab for Cutie


Top Movies Top Movies
Calvin / Dordt

1 The Princess Bride -- 1 Gladiator
2 The Notebook -- 2 Braveheart
3 Pirates Of The Caribbean -- 3 John Tucker Must Die
4 V For Vendetta -- 4 Fight Club
5 Pride And Prejudice -- 5 Anchorman
6 Lord Of The Rings -- 6 Forrest Gump
7 Garden State -- 7 Elf
8 Fight Club -- 8 Dumb and Dumber
9 Beauty And The Beast -- 9 Bruce Almighty
10 Anchorman -- 10 Boondock Saints


Top Books Top Books
Calvin / Dordt

1 The Bible -- 1 The Bible
2 Harry Potter -- 2 Karen Kingsbury
3 Lord Of The Rings -- 3 Anything by John Grisham
4 Blue Like Jazz -- 4 Anything by Shakespeare
5 Mere Christianity -- 5 Anything by Dee Henderson OR Karen Kingsbury
6 To Kill A Mockingbird -- 6 Any Christian Romance Novel
7 The Brothers K -- 7 And Picture Books :)
8 Pride And Prejudice -- 8 And Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte is Great
9 The Atonement Child -- 9 And Harry Potter
10 Chronicles Of Narnia -- 10 And Anything on the History of Hockey or Player Autobiographies